A Harsh Lesson

Leaning about kickback from firing a weapon is something you generally only ever need to learn once. If you've felt the full force of a gun to the eye, you may still have the scars to prove it...

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

Everyone's getting all excited about the post-PC age of computing that's about to dawn on us, using cloud technology so we can have access to our computers anywhere we go.

You know the look, you see it every day and every time you wonder, "why does a pretty girl want to make herself ugly by doing that?". The answer my friend is one that you will never understand, so don't try to figure it out.

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.

Try and not read this in the voice of Sean Connery and you win. Not sure what, but you win because when you read what it says, you're totally going to read it in Shan Connery's vhoicsh.

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

God i love a good 'cocktail', the preparation in mixing the different liquids, the right amount of ice, the pouring of the finished liquid into the right glass......*WAIT!?

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...