A Catsman Carol

Time for a Cat Face Christmas special! In this festive episode the huge-headed one is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. this is all sounding strangely familiar...

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

They might act all cute & cuddly when they want something, but cats can be total jerk-offs too. There seems to be no rhyme or reason behind why they’re doing it either, other than just the joy of being an a-hole.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

Thank god there are parents out there who will gleefully mock their children's artistic endevours when it's warranted. Singing earnestly into your webcam is one of those times, and this chick's mom is one of those parents.

Insane Clown Posse fans rejoice! Finally, a dating site that cares about the diverse needs and desires of today's modern Juggalo, so if you're a Juggalo and you're alone, then hook up with a freak just like you.

Something tells me FPS Russia might have gone a bit far this time. Driving a tank recklessly across a main road is gonna get you noticed. Sure, it might not be him either, but cmon. It IS his style, right?

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

They don’t do mundane funerals at Dallas’ Golden Gate Funeral Home, no sir. They’ll be no solemnity here, instead it’s party time. So we’re talking disco machines, celebrations & other completely inappropriate craziness.

The HORROR...In possibly the most horrendously perverted TV commercial to have ever seen the light of day Justin Bieber gets teenage girls get to squirt themselves with his 'essence'. Isn't there a law agianst this!?

Awesome clip of Ferrari's F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa riding the world's fastest roller coaster at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi. They claim this thing goes from 0-150mph in 4.8 seconds!