4chan Guide To Getting A Date

Get ready for some total troll genius, a foolproof way to get a girl and live happily ever after - it's also 4chan advice that doesn't end in rape. I am impressed!

cats might seem laid back but there are some things that they just can't live without. In most cases it's whatever you happen to be eating or cooking while they are in the same room.

Feeling like you can't act correctly in certain situations? Don't worry! Meet the Antartic advice animal who's here to remind just how awkward your life truly is!

Guess how much is spent fighting terrorism in the wars of Iraq & Afghanistan and guess how much is spent fighting cancer? Now guess how many people die of cancer a year & how many people die of terrorist attacks?

You know, being Spiderman aint easy. Poor Peter Parker, he's always getting the proverbial s#it ripped out of him by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly mocking his dead uncle and then laughing in his weeping face. It's a cruel world.

There's just so many unanswered questions when you closely examine the events leading up to the destruction of the Death Star at the end of Episode IV. Why did Darth break protocol and pilot that TIE fighter?

There's nothing like pranking your buddy in front of a crowd of people making sure you humiliate them & ensuring some kind of cold revenge when you least except it. Cyanide in wine always goes down a hoot at dinner parties too.

You know the look, you see it every day and every time you wonder, "why does a pretty girl want to make herself ugly by doing that?". The answer my friend is one that you will never understand, so don't try to figure it out.

We all know someone like this, at parties, conventions, school and everywhere else where people socialize he sits....ALONE. Study him carefully coz he's probably gonna come and kill you real soon!

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(