How to Metal: DEATH METAL Lesson

This lesson will help you explode cantaloupes and summon angry unicorns in no time! After you’ve accomplished these, the next thing to master is complaining about how everything’s not death metal.

You’d think that penguins have got it quite easy, hanging out and going for a swim every now and then. But no, being a penguin is full of fail, as you can see from this compilation of them acting like drunk idiots.

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. NOT

Seems that overt voyuerism has found it's way down the food chain these days, some roo's just have no sense of shame anymore.

Hecklers are usually just tedious mumbling drunkards who ruin the enjoyment of a decent comedian. This heckler on the other hand manages to score a home run and get the whole room laughing. How will the comedian deal with it?

There are more of these videos cropping up every minute. This is one of the better ones. It has nothing to do with stuff that chicks say and instead lists thinks that nobody on the planet says. EVER.

Drugs are bad, m'kay? One German guy proves that having Frank the Bunny ride shotgun isn't the best way to get around town

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

If you're one of the many addicts who suffers from the 'Blackberry Thumb', or a cat on the next stage of supreme evolution then this is at the top of your 'Must-Have' list. It has more tricks up it's sleeve than a crooked politician.

A super lucky skydiver doesn't see the thin silver power line ahead of him, slamming right into it. His chute was a little singed, but he didn't suffer serious injuries - OMG!

I know what you're thinking: "Freezing your tongue to the light pole? What a complete idiot." Well, he's not a complete idiot. He left a small part of himself on that pole.